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May 19, 2011
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10. Wake up.  Alive.

9. Call Apple about pesky 5/21 iPhone4 OS bug.

8. Recall shipment of Y5-21-2K11 Tee-shirts.

7. Delete design for ‘WORLD OF FIRE & BRIMSTONE’ MMO video game.

6. Get Travelocity refund on 5/21-to-Eternity reservation in Hell.

5. Put Ezekiel Trumpet back in case and store in closet
     until next Doomsday.

4. Return trendy, fireproof Summer Wear to Abercrombie & Fitch.

3. Prank call Preacher Camping and say, “Ha Ha!” like the Simpsons Bully.

2. Send Oprah a farewell gift (since now there's no excuse!)

And the Number One Thing To Do:

Call Prince and see if he wants to Party Like It’s May 21st, 1999 !!
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