Haley Joel Osment
Miko Hughes (AKA "The 'Boys Have a Penis Girls Have a Vagina' Kid)
Connection: Worked together on the award-winning film Kindergarten Cop with an uncanny chemistry.
Making the Case: The rapport was almost too good. Hughes may have seemed like a precocious child with his insistence that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, which should've been up for debate, but in reality that was just the instinct of a budding pervertâ¦much like his father.
Spike from 'Little Giants'
Making the Case: Look, I know the ages won't match up. But then again, Arnold has defied all logical thought in the past few weeks. What I'm getting at is I would not be shocked if he fathered a child when he was ten years old and that child would grow up to lead the Soviet Union's foray in hand-to-hand combat.
Connection: Their faces, bone structure, thirst for overall destruction.
Making the Case: Listen, we know Arnold's no stranger to traveling back in time for the sake of humanity. This is what he does. Well, one time while gallivanting around the old west, he had sex with an old oak tree who later gave birth to Janet Reno.