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222 Funny Votes
74 Die Votes
20,287 Views
Published April 11, 2014

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We promised this young boy that if Funny Or Die sweeps the 2014 Webby Awards, his parents will get back together. That's right, every single vote for Funny Or Die brings little Lucas one step closer to a loving, unbroken home.

WEB (Humor)

What Lucas gets if we win: Lucas' parents will look him in the eye, tell him, "it's not your fault," and mean it.  

SOCIAL (Humor)

What Lucas gets if we win: Lucas' dad is allowed to take him for ice cream (with court-appointed chaperone present).

SOCIAL (Best Writing)

What Lucas gets if we win: Lucas' dad can come over for one full hour, unsupervised (while court-appointed chaperone waits in the car).

ONLINE VIDEO AND FILM (Comedy: Individual Short or Episode)

"Billy on the Street: Christmas Carol Ambush with Amy Poehler"

What Lucas gets if we win: Mom and Dad pick Lucas up from school, holding hands, followed by a family trip to Perkins.

ONLINE VIDEO AND FILM (Best Individual Performance)

"Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter"

What Lucas gets if we win: Mom and Dad will kiss, on the lips, for 10 full seconds.

"The Clash: The Last Gang in Town"

What Lucas gets if we win: Wes, Mom's new boyfriend, has to move out and take all his dumb furniture and magazines with him.

ONLINE VIDEO AND FILM (Long Form or Series)

"Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Justin Bieber"

What Lucas gets if we win: Mom will forgive Dad for the whole thing with Jessica.

ONLINE VIDEO AND FILM (Video Remixes/Mash-Ups)

"World War G"

What Lucas gets if we win: Dad will move back into the house and Lucas won't have to get himself off to school anymore.

What Lucas gets if we win in ALL CATEGORIES:

Mom and Dad will officially get married again, with Batman serving as Justice of the Peace.

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