Hall of Fame
We promised this young boy that if Funny Or Die sweeps the 2014 Webby Awards, his parents will get back together. That's right, every single vote for Funny Or Die brings little Lucas one step closer to a loving, unbroken home.
"Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter"
What Lucas gets if we win: Mom and Dad will kiss, on the lips, for 10 full seconds.
"The Clash: The Last Gang in Town"
What Lucas gets if we win: Wes, Mom's new boyfriend, has to move out and take all his dumb furniture and magazines with him.
Mom and Dad will officially get married again, with Batman serving as Justice of the Peace.