I guess when you wait in traffic for 2 hours (or 81 minutes) you want to see the accident at the end of the tunnel. Yes, you are part of the problem but you also waited 81,000,000 minutes so you might as well crane your neck to really savor the flames. Donât believe that I managed to finish? The last line of the film is, âI came, I saw, I got blowed up.â If thatâs not enough proof, the credits have a recap of the movie playing next to them. Not bloopers. Not outtakes. It's clips that are, at most, 81 minutes old to the viewer. Some of the clips happened just minutes before this hit parade starts up. You know, so you can congratulate the crew that made the movie while you relive a highlight reel of some of its zanier moments. Why? WHY? While we're at it, why did I bother writing this list? Why did you finish reading it? Man, lifeâs questions sure are tough sometimes! If you'll excuse me, I need to get an MRI to check for brain damage and see if my insurance covers Ernest films.