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I am a sucker for lists. It's amazing I held out this long.
Published August 05, 2010 More Info »
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Published August 05, 2010

Things.

  • crayons
  • turkeys
  • salamanders
  • moon rocks
  • Ritz crackers
  • camera tripod
  • gravel
  • gavel
  • duck feathers
  • gurney
  • Speak N' Spell
  • ceramic tile
  • Ju-Ju Bees
  • bell tower
  • pomegranates
  • purple dildo

More Things.

  • rosin bag
  • shoe horn
  • gizzard
  • flaming bag of poop
  • electrical electricity-maker
  • cheroot
  • khakis
  • Michael Lerner
  • spiders
  • Grape-Nuts
  • breather element
  • pillar
  • jib sail

Even More Things.

  • guitar pick
  • carpet swatch
  • 2-dollar bill
  • meatloaf
  • plantar's wart
  • fedora
  • gunny sack
  • choo-choo train
  • red-footed boobie
  • banana tree
  • taser
  • bus lane
  • Mongolia

Yet Still More Things.

  • boxing glove
  • bull shit
  • bulldozer
  • whooping crane
  • plain white chalk
  • warehouse
  • werewolf
  • spinach
  • spackle
  • teardrop
  • blast furnace
  • gumbo
  • turntable
  • rigatoni
  • doily 

More Things Than Before, Really.

  • brain surgery
  • rocket science
  • Chinese math
  • reinventing the wheel
  • broken record
  • Chap Stick
  • dipstick
  • lipstick
  • Greek diner
  • formula 44D
  • wax paper
  • helicopter seat
  • fishin' pole
  • junebug

The Most Things So Far Yet As Of This Writing

  • blue jay
  • buckshot
  • tire gauge
  • crash cymbal
  • Flash Gordon
  • brazier
  • fir tree
  • cumulus cloud
  • upright vacuum cleaner
  • carbon scoring
  • fetus
  • sea salt
  • dolphin glasses
  • cufflinks

I Cannot Be Held Accountable For Previous Statements Indicating The Volume Of Things Herein

  • noodle
  • comet
  • magma
  • butter
  • truncheon
  • podium
  • garrflanx (I just made that up.  It really isn't anything.)
  • ice sculpture
  • gorilla babies
  • furniture store
  • blood clot
  • toupee
  • roller coaster
  • fortune teller
  • wrapping paper
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