Every Piece Of OkCupid Data You'll Ever Need To Bone 24/7

Most common phrases found in OkCupid profiles:

1. Fun-loving
2. Laid back
3. Down-to-earth
4. Sarcastic
5. All music, except country
6. Mexican food
7. Vegan Mexican food
8. Homeland
9. I like going out, but also Netflix
10. Sense of humor is a plus
11. Spiritual, but not religious
12. Job: Rather not say
13. Income: Rather not say
14. Has cats
15. Online now!

The most attractive qualities on OkCupid:

1. A great picture
2. A second great picture
3. A third great picture
4. A fourth even better picture
5. A fifth picture that's not as good as the last one, but still pretty great
6. Oh boy, here comes that sixth picture
7. A picture that's at kind of a weird angle, but they can't all be winners
8. Here we go, back to the hot ones
9. Another just okay one, because who am I to be this demanding, some kind of monster?!
10. Common interests

Least attractive qualities on OkCupid:

1. Anything that comes after, "Don't message me if…"
2. Not mentioning Homeland
3. Jewish, and very serious about it.

Most common phrases from first messages sent via OkCupid:

1. Sup!
2. Hey!
3. I enjoyed reading your profile
4. I also love Homeland
5. happy hour
6. There's a great bar near me, but I guess I could meet you wherever
7. Do you think Brody has been playing Carrie this whole time, or is Carrie smarter than she lets on?

Most common phrases from breakup messages:

Who are the people using OkCupid?

1. Fans of Homeland
2. People who ride their bike
3. Free spirits!
4. People who have a hard time dating because even though your'e constantly surrounded by people, you can feel entirely alone and isolated, to the point where you pick a fight with someone who won't scoot over on the train just because you haven't spoken to anyone all day, and any kind of human contat, even the negative kind, feels like a small victory.
5. Jews sick of JDate

Why people use OkCupid:

1. To meet new people
2. To fuck

People who've tried OkCupid have also tried:

1. Match.com
2. Eharmony
3. JDate
4. Homeland message boards
5. Instagram
6. Foursquare
7. Vine
8. Video chat
9. Audio chat
10. Feeling chat
11. Xanga
12. Altavista
13. Prodigy.net
14. Google Wave
15. Google Buzz
16. Google Docs
17. Google
18. Power Point
19. Oregon Trail
20. Talking to people at bars
21. Blind dates
22. Dates with blind people
23. Being set up by grandparents
24. Being set up with grandparents
25. Being set up with grandkids
26. Inception

The ways people describe GOOD OkCupid dates:

1. They seemed pretty normal.

The ways people describe BAD OkCupid dates:

1. They were crazy.