Most common phrases found in OkCupid profiles:
- Laid back
- All music, except country
- Mexican food
- Vegan Mexican food
- I like going out, but also Netflix
- Sense of humor is a plus
- Spiritual, but not religious
- Job: Rather not say
- Income: Rather not say
- Has cats
- Online now!
The most attractive qualities on OkCupid:
- A great picture
- A second great picture
- A third great picture
- A fourth even better picture
- A fifth picture that's not as good as the last one, but still pretty great
- Oh boy, here comes that sixth picture
- A picture that's at kind of a weird angle, but they can't all be winners
- Here we go, back to the hot ones
- Another just okay one, because who am I to be this demanding, some kind of monster?!
- Common interests
Least attractive qualities on OkCupid:
- Anything that comes after, "Don't message me if…"
- Not mentioning Homeland
- Jewish, and very serious about it.
Most common phrases from first messages sent via OkCupid:
- I enjoyed reading your profile
- I also love Homeland
- happy hour
- There's a great bar near me, but I guess I could meet you wherever
- Do you think Brody has been playing Carrie this whole time, or is Carrie smarter than she lets on?
Most common phrases from breakup messages:
Who are the people using OkCupid?
- Fans of Homeland
- People who ride their bike
- Free spirits!
- People who have a hard time dating because even though your'e constantly surrounded by people, you can feel entirely alone and isolated, to the point where you pick a fight with someone who won't scoot over on the train just because you haven't spoken to anyone all day, and any kind of human contat, even the negative kind, feels like a small victory.
- Jews sick of JDate
Why people use OkCupid:
- To meet new people
- To fuck
People who've tried OkCupid have also tried:
- Homeland message boards
- Video chat
- Audio chat
- Feeling chat
- Google Wave
- Google Buzz
- Google Docs
- Power Point
- Oregon Trail
- Talking to people at bars
- Blind dates
- Dates with blind people
- Being set up by grandparents
- Being set up with grandparents
- Being set up with grandkids
The ways people describe GOOD OkCupid dates:
- They seemed pretty normal.
The ways people describe BAD OkCupid dates:
- They were crazy.