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Published February 12, 2013 More Info »
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Published February 12, 2013

Most common phrases found in OkCupid profiles: Fun-loving Laid back Down-to-earth Sarcastic All music, except country Mexican food Vegan Mexican food Homeland I like going out, but also Netflix Sense of humor is a plus Spiritual, but not religious Job: Rather not say Income: Rather not say Has cats Online now!

The most attractive qualities on OkCupid: A great picture A second great picture A third great picture A fourth even better picture A fifth picture that's not as good as the last one, but still pretty great Oh boy, here comes that sixth picture A picture that's at kind of a weird angle, but they can't all be winners Here we go, back to the hot ones Another just okay one, because who am I to be this demanding, some kind of monster?! Common interests

Least attractive qualities on OkCupid: Anything that comes after, "Don't message me if…" Not mentioning Homeland Jewish, and very serious about it.

Most common phrases from first messages sent via OkCupid: Sup! Hey! I enjoyed reading your profile I also love Homeland happy hour There's a great bar near me, but I guess I could meet you wherever Do you think Brody has been playing Carrie this whole time, or is Carrie smarter than she lets on?

Most common phrases from breakup messages:  

Who are the people using OkCupid? Fans of Homeland People who ride their bike Free spirits! People who have a hard time dating because even though your'e constantly surrounded by people, you can feel entirely alone and isolated, to the point where you pick a fight with someone who won't scoot over on the train just because you haven't spoken to anyone all day, and any kind of human contat, even the negative kind, feels like a small victory. Jews sick of JDate

Why people use OkCupid: To meet new people To fuck

People who've tried OkCupid have also tried: Match.com Eharmony JDate Homeland message boards Instagram Foursquare Vine Video chat Audio chat Feeling chat Xanga Altavista Prodigy.net Google Wave Google Buzz Google Docs Google Power Point Oregon Trail Talking to people at bars Blind dates Dates with blind people Being set up by grandparents Being set up with grandparents Being set up with grandkids Inception

The ways people describe GOOD OkCupid dates: They seemed pretty normal.

The ways people describe BAD OkCupid dates: They were crazy.
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