What can you say about Michael Bay other than the fact that HE FUCKING DELIVERS OSCAR-BAIT EVERY TIME? JK JK JK JK. JK times infinity. He makes fake movies that somehow makes bazillions of dollars and get nominated for oscars? Wait, what? Yeah, Armageddon was nominated for four
Academy Awards. The first for best song
: Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing." Notice that I embedded the song from Beethoven's 2nd
above and where I would embed this song I've put a picture of a man in a Panda suit who is very good at dating women who are not in panda suits.
The second award? Best effects - sound editing
. Ugh. That means that there were people on this movie who did everything they could to make that that old lady who looks like Steven Tyler sound as crisp as possible.
Also, two more awards that I don't even want to take the time acknowledge.
Also, that song is now in your head even though I didn't embed the video and I'm terribly terribly sorry.
Also, I don't want to miss a thing.