1. Spongbob Squarepants!
2. Important java knowledge
3. A picture of Jenny McCarthy
4. This cool whisk in front of check mark
5. Cheesburger Jesus (Thank God!)
6. Sports hunks
7. So many forks ;-)
8. Some women's magazine bullshit
9. Another picture of Jenny McCarthy for some reason
10. Boehner having it up to HERE with President Obama
11. Low-Res Spanish screencaps of Seinfeld
12. This freaky pregnant doll
13. A crazy tattoo guy whose name may or may not be Joey Tatts
14. System.log screenshots
15. The secret to becoming Beyonce
17. Links to other Funny or Die articles containing the phrase "17 things"