Microsoft, what did you do? When the Xbox 360 hit the shelves of Wal-Mart on Black Friday, anxious gamers put aside their control pads and rolled up their sleeves ready to fight tooth and nail for a set of chips in a plastic case. Obviously Street Fighter fans, these customers don’t know when to quit.
Truly terrifying and reaching new levels of sadness for humanity, this sort of thing could only happen in Barnsley! When a Netto store re-opened after being burned down in Barnsley, the loony locals queued for hours to get their hands on some budget baked beans. Entertainment must be in short supply up north.
No, not the tale of an incontinent customer caught short. The Wii in question is the hugely popular Nintendo games console, which broke sales records upon release. Here, we are introduced to the first US customer to get his hands on one after queuing for 10 days. It comes as no surprise that the man in question had legally changed his name to Isaiah “Triforce” Johnson to incorporate the sacred relic from the Zelda games within his identity. Makes perfect sense, congratulations.
When Woolworths ceased business a genuine British high street icon was lost forever, resulting in thousands of lost jobs. In this video, crowds descend on the closing Woolworths store in Stoke-on-Trent to grab a bargain, oblivious to the consideration that doing that more often in the past might have saved the floundering chain.
In a truly bizarre example of sexual frustration, a customer storms into a sex shop and goes berserk at the gimp mask vendor cowering behind a jar of Clitoris Allsorts on the counter. It shouldn’t be surprising that a sex shop patron could act so cocky, and just goes to show that any respectable porn emporium must stock a variety of vibrators to please every customer.
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