6. Late Night Twits
Before the internet, couples left each other drunk messages privately. Now there are message boards, facebook comments and twitter where you can seem emotional unstable in front of the world. Lindsay Lohan (screen name: sevinnyne) and Samantha Ronson (former screen name: jackdaniels9, current screen name samantharonson) did some twittering on the night of their break up. These came from Lindsay over the course of the night:
@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
@jackdaniels9 please go away.&go to bed. u work hard,&u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you
@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you've woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
being cheated on does wonders to you
@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
But the twitpic from Sam takes it to another level.
The two are friends now and Lindsay did this hilarious e-harmony parody for Funny or Die.
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