4. It’s Twitter or Me
Sources for Star Magazine (ok, not reputable, but it works for this list) say that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s relationship really went downhill when Aniston discovered Mayer would spend hours twittering while at the same time claiming was too busy to contact her. Twitter is the mistress you cannot conceal. Mayer (screen name: johncmayer) was updating his twitter sometimes every hour, which Jen discovered was not an acceptable alibi for not returning phone calls. After the break up, Mayer tweeted:
“This heart didn’t come with instructions”
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