Sorry.... I don't know what else to write, I'm not much of a comedic writer but I figure you could help. I follow Ochocinco on twitter and I recieved an update where his friend sends a tweet telling him that he needs to go over to the youth center for a basketball fundraiser.
When a nice moment shatters hopes and dreams
I figure this is the scene Ochocinco meets up with his Bra! at the youth center and for every bascket he makes he donates to charity. Let's say a dunk is $500-$1000 but there is a twist he has to play an actual game with kids from the youth center and they have skills. One kid can dunk being only 5'4, the other kid is a heckler and the other is a bully but evey time he wants to speak he ends up breaking into song like on glee.