Einstein's Desk

Albert Einstein

(1879-1955)

Things found in

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S DESK

1. 3 boxes of #1 pencils without erasers

2. ½ half empty (or half-full) box of Cracker Jacks

3. A large pocket compass

4. Leather bound 1^st Edition of MAD Magazine

5. A “Magic 8 Ball” (taken apart)

6. Spiral Notebook with an detailed explanation of “the Quantum Theory of a Monatomic Gas in regards to the Geometrication of Physics” along with page after page of crude child-like drawings of huge naked women’s breasts with big eyes instead of nipples

7. Bottle of Vodka

8. A Paddle-Ball

9. An  “E = mc2”  License plate

10. A collection of dead flies stuffed into an empty staples box

11. Two first edition hard back copies of the HARDY BOYS books, “The    

  Ghost at Skeleton Rock” and “The Secret of Pat’s Ditch”

12. Stack of bingo cards

13. Empty bottle of “English Leather” cologne

14. A cigar box jammed with Cracker Jack prizes

15. A container of "Silly-Putty" along with copious notes

16. A piece of black construction paper with the words “total eclipse-ha- ha    

  ha” scrawled in chalk

17. “Tic-Tac-Toe” score sheet

18. Nobel Peace Prize

19. A 5 cent paper airplane with rubber band and prop still in the package

20. Paperback book of dirty jokes in German

21. An autographed 8 x 10 photo of himself and 12 other scientists in white

  lab coats and wearing Albert Einstein Halloween masks

22. An unused comb

*Trivia: Einstein always carried a dead mouse in his pocket to “remind me of my childhood.”