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Since you have neither the interest nor the time to watch all of the dozens of classic pornographic films out there, here is a quick guide to what happens in each, and what happens at the end. This way, you'll know what everybody is talking about when they reference one, or when they pop up as literary allusions, or what have you.
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Big Wet Asses #12

Screen_Shot_2012-07-11_at_8.47.56_PM.pngSynopsis: Female asses are moistened, and then are a part of or adjacent to, sexual intercourse with man-parts.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Sorority Sex Kittens 4

Synopsis: College-age young women, as college-age young women are wont to do, engage in a variety of sexual liaisons with a number of willing partners.

Spoiler: The males orgasm.

Kim Kardashian Superstar

Synopsis: Reality show personality and socialite Kim Kardashian has sexual intercourse with her boyfriend, Ray J.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Gang Bang Vol. 5

Screen_Shot_2012-07-11_at_8.53.47_PM.pngSynopsis: A number of men engage in round-robin-style sexual intercourse with a number of women.

Spoiler: The males orgasm.

Ski Sluts

skisluts.jpgSynopsis: Under the pretense of a ski trip, a man and woman have sexual intercourse.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Throbin Hood

Synopsis: Throbin Hood must rescue Maid Mary Ann, and also have sexual intercourse with her.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Up and Cummers 10

Synopsis: Female performers new to the adult entertainment industry gain valuable on-screen experience, and have sex with people.

Spoiler: The male orgasms. (This ending may not make sense if you haven't seen Up and Cummers, volumes 1-9.)

Bad Wives

Synopsis: A woman who is married to one man has sex with another man.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

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