Porn Spoilers (Warning: Spoilers!)

By Brian Boone July 10, 2012 | 40,315 Views

Since you have neither the interest nor the time to watch all of the dozens of classic pornographic films out there, here is a quick guide to what happens in each, and what happens at the end. This way, you'll know what everybody is talking about when they reference one, or when they pop up as literary allusions, or what have you.

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Big Wet Asses #12

Screen_Shot_2012-07-11_at_8.47.56_PM.png Synopsis: Female asses are moistened, and then are a part of or adjacent to, sexual intercourse with man-parts.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Sorority Sex Kittens 4

Synopsis: College-age young women, as college-age young women are wont to do, engage in a variety of sexual liaisons with a number of willing partners.

Spoiler: The males orgasm.

Kim Kardashian Superstar

Synopsis: Reality show personality and socialite Kim Kardashian has sexual intercourse with her boyfriend, Ray J.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Gang Bang Vol. 5

Synopsis: A number of men engage in round-robin-style sexual intercourse with a number of women.

Spoiler: The males orgasm.

Ski Sluts

Synopsis: Under the pretense of a ski trip, a man and woman have sexual intercourse.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Throbin Hood

Synopsis: Throbin Hood must rescue Maid Mary Ann, and also have sexual intercourse with her.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

Up and Cummers 10

Synopsis: Female performers new to the adult entertainment industry gain valuable on-screen experience, and have sex with people.

Spoiler: The male orgasms. (This ending may not make sense if you haven't seen Up and Cummers, volumes 1-9.)

Bad Wives

Synopsis: A woman who is married to one man has sex with another man.

Spoiler: The male orgasms.

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Description: Since you have neither the interest nor the time to watch all of the dozens of classic pornographic films out there, here is a quick guide to what happens in each, and what happens at the end. This way, you'll know what everybody is talking about when they reference one, or when they pop up as literary allusions, or what have you.

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Patience is overrated...

WARNING! WARNING! Don't read these movie reviews if you don't want the end spoiled for you.
Repetition can be funny sometimes, if done right; but you still gotta slip something else in there. Unfunny. Just look at your stats.
Big Wet Asses #12 was just okay, but you really do have to have seen Big Wet Asses 1-11 to get the plot and the series lost something after lead actor Fellatio del Toro left the series after Big Wet Asses 8
didnt daniel tosh already do this a few years ago on his show?
Well, that was a waste of time
i do not envy the guy who has to mop up all the jizz at a gangbang.
SPOILER ALERT! These are horrible. Instead go to yahoo.com and read about how NBC screwed up the Olympics again.
EVA ANGELINA
Funny. :)