It's the 6th episode of season 7. Here are 8 reasons we're STILL watching Entourage.
More Mandy Moore
More like, whereâs Arnold? That dog was a huge part of their lives back in the day. He was always down for a smoking sesh and quite attune to filling dead air space with top-notch barks. And now? Occasionally weâll see him wandering around the patio furniture like a cast off degenerate. Are budget cuts to blame for his lack of screen time or did he score another gig? I pray to god itâs the latter because I will not rest until I am assured that dog is steadily employed.
Vinceâs Imminent Death
Doug Ellin would like us to believe that Vince ODâd on pure agave tequila, and I would like nothing more than to believe him, but once again it comes down to performance. His acting skills have failed him once more because Iâm positive heâs not dead, pretty sure heâs not passed out, and not even fully convinced that heâs naked.
The Sexual Tension Between E and Scott
Weâve seen this scenario before. Two hot shots with something to prove, theyâre not getting along, not seeing eye to (red) eye- that is until they are. Scramble around the letters in BFF and youâve got FBF, âFuture butt fuckers.â The overturn of Prop 8 could not have come at a better time; these two are one late night office session away from banging some love back into this country.
The Character Expansion of Jake: Ariâs Assistant
Um hi, where do you come from and whatâs your story? I know you werenât always in a state of constant panic and indecision, frantically debating the pronunciation of Stein vs. Stine. It feels like youâre new to the scene, a small town boy with big dreams. You dropped out of the University of Ohioâs theater program to get your modeling career going. Your favorite late night cereal is Frosted Flakes and you always drink the leftover milk. Iâm just spitballing here, I donât know, someone please tell me more about this kid.
Sasha Greyâs Bush
Finally, Entourage was brave enough to provide her a platform to show that thing off. The world has been waiting. Also, fun fact: the fullness of her vaginal foliage can be attributed to her involvement in Locks for Love. Some sickly 11-year old girl is going to get a bountiful bush from Ms. Grey. Let's just hope the carpet matches the drapes of her hospital room.