This are dumb as hell. So gear up.
"2 Old" ( Pauly Shore is a drunk ass pot head named Tim Davidson living in L.A with no wife, no kids and no life, his a x t.v star that still gets payed from the re-runs for his hit show from the 90's. So his life is all about the non stop partying ways. As if he was in his 20's or somthing but really his 46 and worthless. An Tara Reid is Barbie Orion aka Diamond a stiper with a hart of gold. She is a single mom with a teen (16) son Jake Orino jr ( his dad is dead from a OD from the junk when he was just 6 years old and his a little dick head. So Barbie by day goes to community College by day and strips at night to pay the bills. An old Tim is falling in love with her. After meeting her and geting a lap dance one night when out with the boyz. An ever since his been stoping by trying to get a date. So then one night she caves in and they go out and hit it off good. So she lets him meet her son. An this click somthing in Tim where he wants to grow up and step up and be a real man for Barbie and Jake. So his back looking for work as an actor. Hard times happen a bunch of crazy sh*t goes down that is wild as f*ck. But in the end everything works out for the best. He finds a job on a soap and he and Barbie work things out she stop stiping and it's all good from there as they become a happy family. The END.)
Jury Duty 2 ( This time he must prove that a sexy lady on trail for murder is guilty.)
The Bro Out ( A comedy movie staring Pauly Shore, Brandon Frazier and Sean Astin are mid-aged guys from Pittsburgh that have always wanted to go to Comic Con in S.F so there all taking time off work from the Steel Mill so they can go on a wild and crazy Road Tip to Comic Con. A buddy comedy for the hart. "it's like the Road Trip movie meets the Hangover movies meets that moive Fanboys meets every single pot head movie ever. with some tits in it a" ) SUPER-NERDY!
So stupid and i know it.
The Stand Up Man ( A dark comedy about being a stand up comic for just about your whole life and the road it takes you. Pauly Shore plays himself. All based off of real stories from the road.)
Pauly Shore is Dead part 2 ( Because we still don't care pauly.)
The Weasle ( Pauly Shore is a conartiest name Barry Parks a die beat. An his just pulled one over on the bigest and badest dude in L.A Nicky Franks and now Nicky wants Barry Dead in this action comedy that will make you sh*t. Where in the end Barry kill Nicky and then turns himself in for a life time of crime.)
Double Bubble ( A comedy about the art of picking up chicks with Pauly Shore as the wild man Kenny Hart your wingman.)
Spun 2 ( Pauly Shore is the LSD maker and local crack headin a new town with a few old faces from the first one in this bad boy.)
Bust a Nut ( A comedy movie that takes place at the Playboy mansion where pauly shore and some other comics crash the party and go wild and crazy the american way.) USA USA USA.
F*ck it ( The story of giving up on life. A dark comedy staring Pauly Shore as Dusty Samson a lost soul with not a thing to live for after losing every thing and everyone he has ever loved in Hurrican Katrina. But in the end he finds himself and wants to live after trying to kill himself after a super sh*tty week.)