We've all seen those pics of drunks passed out with swastikas and penises drawn on their faces. Bo-ring. And mean! If you see a someone passed out, consider using it as opportunity to send a positive message. Such as these:
Maybe you've wanted send a message to that special someone in your life, but you just don't know how. Well, that guy lying out in the hallway who's had 10 too many Jager bombs presents the perfect opportunity. Show your sweetie how much you love her!
Messages About Health Issues
See that idiot sorority girl passed out topless after a night of chugging beer bongs? You could write sordid stuff that will embarrass her for life. Or, you could use it as an opportunity to raise awareness about breast cancer!
Man, freshman girls are hilarious when they try to keep up, aren't they? Teach her a lesson in civics and political awareness (note: the views expressed here are not necessarily those of the moderator's).
So Jeff had a few too many sips off the keg. You could turn him into a shrine made of whipped cream and candles. Or, you could brighten everyone's day and foster optimism in your fraternity.
That dumbass lying on the stairs is just asking to get marked up... with important messages to keep your roommates from being needlessly injured!