What is this? An adhesive hook that makes hanging coats n' stuff fun for the whole family. Also a sexually aroused bear.
Where's the dick? 3M, the makers of this product, weren't really pulling any punches here. Basically someone at the board meeting was like "I'd love it if kids could hang their coats on a dick. I know what you're saying, don't kids love bears, too? Well, this is what we in the dick business call a 'Win Win'."