#25. There is a diffrent "Delivery Man" at the house everyday.
#24. She likes it up the but.
#23. You been to the ER because of blue balls.
#22. You haven't seen a dilldo in the house for a long time.
#21. your kids don't look anything like you but they look a whole hell of a lot like your best friend.
#20.You don't wear cologne but she allways smells like it.
#19. You can't get her off in the sack.
#18 All of her friends are sluts. (like my dad would say. "Birds of a feather f*ck together".)
#17. Goes out Shoping all hours of the night but never comes home with anything but STDs.
#16. The high school boys in your neighborhood do yard work for free.
#15. When hiting the skins her VaJJ is dryer than Jerry Seinfeld's stand up act.
#14. Her nickname is the Caboose.
#13. She has a tramp stamp of a 100 dollar bill.
#12. She likes it ruffer than a 2 dollar steak.
#11. Her sister is moving in with you beacuse she is single.
#10. Found out she is on the crackola. ( & we all know that crack + dicks = sucked off)
#9. Your room smells like fish and you found a book on the Kamasutra under your bed.
#8. She really likes to be doubled fisted.
#7. Found a pic of her online with sh*t and piss in her mouth.
#6. She got a new job B as a secretarie.
#5. She likes your parents.
#4. She has her own money.
#3. She tells you your the best in the sac and your dick is big.
#2. Your brother that hates your guts has been coming over a lot.
#1. Her quiffs smell like balls.
Bonus: She went as an Angel for halloween and all the guys where calling her Juice Newton.