#5 Characters from Jeff Dunhamâs Puppet âComedyâ Show
Letâs be honest, 90% of the population are going to have no clue what the fuck youâre supposed to be. From there itâs all down hill. The wearer of these horrible puppet characters will more than likely walk around quoting the not-so-memorable âjokesâ from Jeff Dunhamâs actâ¦which will end up annoying most party goers and end up with these puppets getting fistedâ¦and not in a good way!
#4 Puck from âGleeâ
While Iâve never seen an episode of âGleeâ, I can honestly say I wanna punch this guy in the face based on the picture alone. According to the costume description, Puck is a tough jock that turns into a songbird in the glee clubâ¦nuff said. I predict a fist taking it to this guyâs bridge.
#3 Jersey Shore Cast Members
The problem with these costume selections is that no one will realize youâre supposed to be from the âJersey Shoreâ. Partygoers will just assume youâre dressed as a douchebag and a whore. The wearers of these horribly put together messes will probably end up acting the part and finish the night with a fist pump to the face.
#2 Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is played out. Hell, Charlie Sheen doesnât even wanna be âCharlie Sheenâ anymore. Whatever dumbass decides to pull this one off will most likely cruise around the party drinking like a fish and saying, âWINNING!â every 5 seconds. Partygoers will think itâs entertainingâ¦for about 5 seconds. I predict tigerâs blood will be spilled 20 minutes into the routine.
#1 Osama Bin Laden
First off, let me just say, the dickhead that decided to produce this costume should be punched right out of the gate. The bold and stupid wearer of this costume probably wonât even make it to the party in one piece. Can you imagine walking down the street in this get-up without taking a rock or bullet to the head? Al-Qaeda wouldnât even suggest this one to the infidels. Good luck, asshole!