If you feel you need to justify pleasuring yourself, here are some legitimate reasons to indulge guilt-free.
Published January 15, 2012 More Info »
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Published: January 15, 2012

It's raining.

To prove to yourself you can.

Nothing better to do.

Wrist strength.

Great song comes on.

Hungry and have no food.

Can't think of a reason not to.

Can't remember something.

Can't properly use "there", "their" or "they're".

It feels good.

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