The royals are some of the most photographed people in the world. So get something to protect that baby's eyes - a sweet pair of shades. Not only will the baby already look way cooler than anyone else in that family (except Harry...goddamn that Harry), but the shades will give the baby a "Bitch, please" look that other royals shy away from.
A Baby Fascinator!
It's really worth hoping this baby is a girl just so we can get this look as often as possible.
Beats by Dre Headphones!
For when the deafening silence at family dinners with the Queen is just too much. Plus, everyone in the Royal Family is too polite to talk at meals, and when they do, it's BORESVILLE-UPON-AVON, ENGLAND!
A Simple Weave
It'd be nice to have another person with hair in that family.
A Bottle of Jack Daniels
Baby's first shot! From this guy, obviously.
No, like actual Harry Potter. Buy Daniel Radcliffe!
An Appearance on Toddlers and Tiaras
There’s absolutely no reason that a baby this well-bred should be anything but a Mini Grand Supreme pageant winner. Not only do pageant babies have class, elegance and sophistication, they also wear the biggest crowns - totally befitting a royal baby.
An "I LOVE MY NANNY" onesie
Give a shout-out to whoever is gonna raise this thing!
That is the size of an actual house!
Homemade Baby Food!
Just pick any of England's favorite foods, blend them up into a nice puree, and send them over. Choose from delcious things like STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE!
Or whip up some JELLIED EELS!
Or, just send them some HEAD CHEESE, as is. You know Head Cheese? It's the meat from the head of a pig wrapped in jelly, remember? The consistency is soft, perfect for baby!
CONGRATS, WILLS AND KATE!
- FUNNY OR DIE ITS NOT OUTLOAD FUNNY BUT VERY INTERRESTING BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVNT WATCHED THEM ALL CHECK IT OUT WITH ME IM LOOKING FOR THE ONE COMMERCIAL ON TNT ITS A SMALLY FUNNY OR DIE SMALL EPISODE A CLIP SO TO SPEAK I LIKE DALLAS THE MAIN GUY JUST DIED HE WAS IMPORTANT TO THE SHOW I THOUGHT THEY CANCELLED DALLAS BECAUSE OF THE GUY THE OLDER BROTHER IN THE SHOW DIED...SAD
- Somethings wrong with this website, everything loads but the funny parts. Seriously sometimes theres some hilarious posts on funny or die other times (like this time) its like the writers are a bunch of 50 year old women who just discovered the internet two years ago. Ya know what I mean? Like they sorta know what "funny" is these days but are just slliiigghhhttllyy off?
- It really rocks!