#10. Trade them for drugs. #9. Trade them for money your going to use to buy drugs with. #8. Buy things you need to make drugs with them food stamps bud. #7. Pay your rent in food Stamps. #6. Trade your food stamps for beer and Whiskey. #5. Settle your debt with food stamps.
#4. Buy nothing but cool ranch Doritos with them, or if your vegan like me Nothing but Cherry Pop Tarts. #3. Snort Coke with them. #2. Use them you clean up your puke. #1. Wipe your a*s with them food stamps. "Thanks for keep me high Food Stamps."