31 Brilliant examples of Engrish fails...

In tribute to Japan and the recent trials they are still experiencing- You know, that whole Godzilla thing - Here is a visual tribute to the ineptitude of the translation skills of the land of the rising sun and other Asian countries! (For some reason, images on this list keep intermittently glitching, doubling up or disappearing. Rest assured that I'm constantly rectifying this issue, so if you encounter it, it should be fixed within the hour or so..) Images used via www.Engrish.com and www.chairmanlol.com
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In tribute to Japan and the recent trials they are still experiencing- You know, that whole Godzilla destroying their country thing - Here is a visual tribute to the ineptitude of the translation skills of the land of the rising sun and other Asian countries! And by the way, wasn't it nuclear power that inadvertently spawned Godzilla in the first place? Did we not learn anything from the great Gamera disaster of '69 and the Mothra invasion of '83? Nuclear power just ISN'T worth the ramifications of giant monsters.

So without further ado, from the lands that gave us food such as free range Penguin dicks on a bed of sauteed Panda assholes come these mass fails.

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  • oh my gosh!! i wet myself a little.
  • this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen!
  • Engrish is fantastic
  • best...
  • JAAAAAAAAAA!
  • #20 is no error, they actually eat chicken butt kebabs in some Asian countries.
  • OMG TFF for real
  • only the first picture, elmo and one other is from Japan, all the rest are from china, korea, or other countries.
  • Wow
  • lulz
  • Ahahaha. Original. xD This is amaing and made my day.
  • Hahah! These are great!
  • ahahahhahahahhaha LOVE IT!
  • Fabulous!
  • Had a good laf
  • hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah
  • YESS! Made my day :-))))))))))))))))
  • you probably couldn't make this stuff up!
  • I found them all quite clear actually. Try it out yourself in Japanese. Even without being cynical - it says, for example, do not wash in coleslaw . So DON'T. It gets on my tits when someone is trying to make an effort to communicate and some smart arsehole ...................
  • I raugh so hard I choke on my meat roaf!
  • At first, the Engrish mess-ups are funny, but you stereotype too much. The majority of these are not even Japanese. If you are going to preface the website, at least try to put a little effort into not sounding like a stereotypical bimbo.
  • I almost wet my self
  • LOL i laughed so hard, i cried a little :D
  • HAHAHAH
  • Chicken Ass is from the Philippines. And yes, that is intentional. -1 I have no idea where Sperman shirt comes from, but IMO it looks like a novelty/joke/pun item to me. Lawl. -1