On the next season of Ice Road Truckers:
Episode One: The Ice Road Truckers meet at the Roadhouse and swear a pact of cutthroat competition. Toby meets a new First Nations lover, who promptly steals his collection of Neil Young CDs.
Episode Two: Mac invents a new snowball-scented men's cologne. The Tomlinson brothers attempt to set the record for a pair of siblings driving across the tundra wearing only Speedos.
Episode Three: While hauling a massive load of croissants, Trudy puts on twenty pounds and leaves the road to try out for The Biggest Loser. A freak snowstorm ruins Melâs plans for an outdoor silent auction.
Episode Four: Mitch reveals his bizarre sexual fetish for naked penguins. Tensions rise between Doug and Tim when Doug pisses in Timâs chili.
Episode Five: Toby befriends a sea lion, but then must eat it for dinner when trapped by a fierce blizzard. Doug decides to order some new erotic mud flaps from E-Bay.
Episode Six: Mitch fails in his attempt to combine Ice Road Trucking with Ice Dancing. Tina comes up with a killer recipe for a Whale Blubber Margarita.
Episode Seven: Tinaâs called off the road to deal with a plumbing tragedy at home. Walter reprograms Benâs GPS to direct him to drive straight into the Chukchi Sea.
Episode Eight: Luther gets caught trying to use his rig as a mobile human cryogenics lab. Mitch begins a lichen collection.
Episode Nine: Hank's pet iguana gets frostbite. Ed turns an abandoned igloo into a bustling pancake house.
Episode Ten: Trinaâs surprise birthday barbeque for Roy goes wrong when a pack of famished polar bears attack. Several abandoned rigs are found by Canadian Mounties and impounded. History Channel executives meet to discuss a video game adaptation.