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Published August 08, 2010


1. "Am I drunk or is that fat chick with the dragon tatoo hot?"

2. "Good thing I wore my Jncos so I could sneak in a whole 12 pack of Icehouse tallboys."

3. "Daaaamn...look at Kid Rock, he must get more ass than Stone Cold Steve Austin."

4. "If I had fireworks like that Id have tons of toothless sluts at my 4th of July Party."

5 "Fuck it...im going for the fat bitch with the dragon."
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