1. "Am I drunk or is that fat chick with the dragon tatoo hot?"
2. "Good thing I wore my Jncos so I could sneak in a whole 12 pack of Icehouse tallboys."
3. "Daaaamn...look at Kid Rock, he must get more ass than Stone Cold Steve Austin."
4. "If I had fireworks like that Id have tons of toothless sluts at my 4th of July Party."
5 "Fuck it...im going for the fat bitch with the dragon."