The Used Panty Market
These schoolgirls are selling the panties right off their bodies. Paris
canât even bring her panties into Japan. The jokes on Japan, though.
Paris doesnât wear panties! And she never went to school!
This is a game little kids play where they . . . wait for it . . . jab
their index fingers into grown-upâs assholes. Thatâs a game in Japan!
Itâs considered . . . painfully cute. So much so that they've immortalized it in a statue. There is video evidence of Paris
doing a lot of things, but I havenât heard about that parlor trick.
Though sheâd probably be great at it! Both sides. A two-way star! But
her index fingers, let alone her anus, arenât allowed in Japan.
Monkeys In Hot Springs
Pink-faced gross-ass monkeys just chill in hot springs in Japan. They
dig on the hot springs and Japanâs just like, âDo it, monkey.â This one
is just egregious. Japan thinks Paris Hilton isnât fit to hang out where
monkeys bathe? Theyâre saying Paris Hilton is dirtier than a monkey?
Japan is going on record as saying, âParis Hilton is dirtier than a
pink-faced gross-ass monkey?â Theyâre making it their national motto?
Well okay then.
Nut Shot Game Show (VIDEO)
VIDEO: NUT SHOT GAME SHOW
Look, Iâm not gonna pretend to know WHAT THE FUCK is going on this clip.
It begs so many more questions than Iâm willing to ask. I guess if I
had to pick one question to summarize my general inquiry it would be
âWHAT THE FUCK?!â Regardless, all we really need to know is that Japan
would rather slingshot (slingshot!) tennis balls into the genitals of
their men over letting Paris anywhere near them. If anyone out there can
translate this video, never tell me what is happening.
Whatever the Fuck This Is
The caption says it, and I agree: No further description available required. I bet Paris would like this one. Oh well, I hear they do kinky stuff in Thailand too.