10 People Who Should Be Immediately Unfriended On Facebook

By Steve Heisler February 6, 2013 | 80,204 Views
A recent study out of the University Of Colorado Denver Business School found that unfriending someone on Facebook can lead to, "serious real-life consequences." Such as, that person might not be so nice to you anymore. Also: other things! But to hell with that; don't let anything dissuade you from immediately unfriending these Facebook friends. No longer will they wreak havoc upon your feed.

Unfriended because I don't care how far you ran

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Unfriended because I don't care what you're listening to

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Unfriended because I don't care that you finally figured out the Internet almost six years too late

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Unfriended because I don't care about your shopping habits

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Unfriended because I don't care about…whatever this is

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Unfriended because I don't care about your obvious cry for attention

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Unfriended because I don't care about your obvious cry for attention

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Unfriended because I don't care about your obvious cry for…wait, what?

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Unfriended because I don't care that you linked your other annoying social media into this one

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Unfriended because WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!

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Not unfriended

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  • do any of your postings resemble these? we both know they do.
  • The Spotify posts are automatic
  • But then, who's left?
  • You just unfriended all of Facebook.
  • Unfriended because apparently you only have white friends.
  • Or, what about the fuck tards that only post depressing shit about how their life sucks? The ones that constantly ask you to pray for an ailing animal or aunt, uncle, or whatever for routine shit.
  • This article is crap. I actually enjoy seeing some of this stuff on my live feed.
  • The worst are the people who constantly complain about what other people post.
  • i freaking need a unicorn hat like that!
  • You forgot #websites-that-recycle-three-year-old-jokes-no-one-laughed-at-three-years-ago
  • I would actually say the ones that post ridiculous shit like "Hi, I am so and so and if you don't send this to ten people I will kill you while you're sleeping, or like the pledge of allegiance one and and if don't share it, you're afraid. Why is it that I am afraid. Maybe I just don't give a shit anymore. Or you know anymore like that. There are certain ones I will share but that is few and far between. But to threaten me or belittle me in some way doesn't make it happen and only pisses me off.
  • Im kinda disappointed that Oliver Overly Excited isn't my friend on Facebook :(
  • you forgot people who post what they are eating for dinner and take pictures of it, like really I dont give a fuck.
  • Well, this sucked. And Facebook is literally ripe to be made fun of. But this list was horribly bland.
  • Definitely unfriend anyone who likes their own status.
  • Funny! We all belong to at least one of these categories, which one are you?
  • take notes!
  • WHY WOULDN'T HE YELL AT YOU?
  • don't post something on the internet if you cant face the criticism of what other people think
  • < points to octopus hat
  • Haha Mandy Brown admitted she's the worst!
  • lol...
  • Let's be serious. Rachel Runner is only unfriended for making us feel fat and lazy
  • Tired of ppl spamming religious psalms and verses all the time.
  • Facebook what have you become you flea bitten dirty no good been around the block selling up the place _____.
 
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