Ever wonder what an anteater dong looks like? Ever argue about who’s packing more heat a turtle or a rabbit? We haven't either, but here it goes anyway…

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Adder

What hell do you do with that thing?  I’ll bet Sharon Osbourne knows.

Anteater

I never really thought of anteaters as perverted until this picture.  All he’s missing is a little trench coat. 

Ape

Bummer. 

Baboon

Suck it, ape.

Armadillo

Damn.  The armadillo sure has a weird looking dong.  The scientist who took this photo even felt compelled to add the little arrow as if to say “No.  Really.  This foot-long fucking grappling hook is it’s dick.  Really.”

Bat

This is not photoshopped.  I don’t know how those little leathery wings can carry so much junk.  Must be pure pride.

Bear

They say humans aren’t related to bears but I’m pretty sure my uncle Vinny is.

Elephant

All I’m saying is you never want to do time in a prison for elephants.

Caiman

The caiman’s penis is roughly the same size as the guys who drive the Porsche by the same name. 

Camel

Poor fucking camel.  They’re ugly, smell bad, and have serious mange issues.  On top of all that, the male camel’s dick is shaped like a small shark fin that faces the wrong way.  The female camel in this photo looks understandably bummed.

Crocodile

Looks like the Quatto from Total Recall.

Dolphin

Kind of reminds me of the scene from Return of the Jedi when Leia chokes Jabba.

Giraffe

Respectable.  Just nowhere near as long as you’d expect.

Lion

King of the jungle my ass.

Tapir

The tapir’s wang looks like one of those mid-air refueling booms for military planes.

Turtle vs. Rabbit

I guess slow and steady wins the race afterall.
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