What hell do you do with that thing? Iâll bet Sharon Osbourne knows.
I never really thought of anteaters as perverted until this picture. All heâs missing is a little trench coat.
Suck it, ape.
Damn. The armadillo sure has a weird looking dong. The scientist who took this photo even felt compelled to add the little arrow as if to say âNo. Really. This foot-long fucking grappling hook is itâs dick. Really.â
This is not photoshopped. I donât know how those little leathery wings can carry so much junk. Must be pure pride.
They say humans arenât related to bears but Iâm pretty sure my uncle Vinny is.
All Iâm saying is you never want to do time in a prison for elephants.
The caimanâs penis is roughly the same size as the guys who drive the Porsche by the same name.
Poor fucking camel. Theyâre ugly, smell bad, and have serious mange issues. On top of all that, the male camelâs dick is shaped like a small shark fin that faces the wrong way. The female camel in this photo looks understandably bummed.
Kind of reminds me of the scene from Return of the Jedi when Leia chokes Jabba.
Respectable. Just nowhere near as long as youâd expect.
King of the jungle my ass.
The tapirâs wang looks like one of those mid-air refueling booms for military planes.
Turtle vs. Rabbit
I guess slow and steady wins the race afterall.