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What to say when picking up the Phone and hanging it up.
Published April 18, 2011 More Info »

Picking it up

#1 Whats Crackalackin Son!

#2 YO! YO!

#3 Wuz good Pimpin!

#4 Hey! Hey! Hey! Sweet Thing

#5 Your on the Horn Whats your beef meat.

#6 County Morgue you Stab em we Bag em

#7 WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

#8 Did I Call you or did you call me?

#9 Wellcome to Buger King home of the whopper Can I take your order.

#10 No one is home right now so you know what to do.

#11 YELLO!

#12 CuCow!

#13 What's Crappening Honky

#14 What UP BRODioBAGINS!

#15 It ain't notin but a G thing BABY!

#16 Ghostbusters what do you want!

#17 This is the bone zone let her eat!

#18 You got me on the can so let it rip.

#19 Talk dirty to me you sexy thang.

#20 Where's my money b*tch!

#21 Yoda lay yoda lay he how.

#22 my caller iD is broke so let me guess its the weed dealer am i right or am i right!.

#23 No speak e English

#24 Boy i ott to wipe your ass for callling here.

#25 O no you didn't!

#26 Who in The hell is this god da*n it!

#27 Don't you be calling here at this time.

#28 What  Now you worth piece of sh*t .

 #29 Yo Dude wuz good?

#30 How in the blue hell did you get this #!

Bouns: press #1 for englishHey Ya!, What do you want form me you jagoff!, So are we doing this or not mo fo!

Ending Calls

#1 F*ck off!

#2 You done p*ssed me off now sucka!

#3 Am out like a boner in sweatpants dig lips.

#4Allrighty Than!

#5 I got to go am Prairie Dogin.

#6 Later on Brother!

#7 Peace!!!

#8 Yah what ever chode smoke

#9 am out of minutes.

#10 Your Breaking up

#11 F*ck me right in the ass so hard i'd gotz to go!

#12 Not Now DAMN iT!

#13  Well am off to f*ck the wife now

#14 Boom Diggity

#15 Am Done with this sh*t.

#16  fo sho!

#17 Your mom is flashing in.

#18 i think i just sh*t my pants.

#19 See ya wouldn't want to be yeah!

#20 Tear it pimpin.

#21 Sweetness!

#22 time to hit the sh*tter!

#23 Tea bags

#24 Don't let the phone hit you in the ass on the way off quear bate.

#25 F*ck you Later

#26 Well Double Dip me in sh*t and f*ck my but sideways because i gotz to GO HO!

#27 O Sh*t i just came!

#28 Fart right into the phone

#29 am dying.

#30 not in my house.

Bouns: Hey you taker her easy and if she is easy taker twice! , smell you later  BiG doggie. , Thats it! , Not now not ever. Have fun playing with self. Am on my .

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