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Writers Jensen Karp and Lauren Greenberg might not have agents that believe in them, but they do have great pitches for the next Chipmunks movie they want you to read. With Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked out in theaters this week, what better time to run these pitches by you than now.
Published December 13, 2011 More Info »

Alvin & The ChipMonks

Alvin awakens one morning to find that his two best friends, Simon & Theodore, have been replaced by two tiny Tony Shalhoubs. This is obviously annoying since Tony Shalhoub kinda sucks.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Full Blown Daves

Unable to afford the rising costs of healthcare and desperate for his “magic” AZT, Dave settles for some AST; Alvin, Simon, & Theodore. Together, the Chipmunks & Chippettes hold a benefit concert in Dave’s memory. Yeah, Dave dies almost immediately without actual medication.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Bring Da Noise, Bring Da Munk

The boys join a group of homeless people and plan to create a Broadway musical using only trash can lids and abandoned pieces of wood, but are derailed when Simon catches Hep C from their potential male lead.

Alvin & The ChipSpunks: Theodore's Big Moment

You've watched the Chipmunks, but never like this! Lovable tubby Theodore has lusted for hamburgers, hot dogs and ice cream in the past, but this time, thanks to his prankster best friends Alvin, Simon and a time-traveling Punk'd era Ashton Kutcher, he'll encounter a Banana Cream Pie...if you know what I mean. (SPOILER ALERT: Theodore unknowingly eats a pie made of semen) 

Alvin & The Danny Trippmunks: The Return of Studio 60

When the Chipmunk's manager, Dave Seville, dies of Malaria, the boys are left without guidance or a professional running their signing careers. With Studio 60 cancelled almost 5 years ago, Danny Tripp sees this as an opportunity for his latest comeback, enlisting the Chipmunks to host the pilot episode for a new revival of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, all while talking in long-winded unrealistic sentences with his best friend and collaborator Matt Albie, woo'ing Jordan to cancel their recently announced divorce proceedings, and convincing the network he is no longer addicted to meth. (written by Aaron Sorkin and a drug dealer)

Alvin & The Chipmunks: 3rd Term Abortmunk

Time is of the essence for Justin Bieber to prevent the Chippettes from squealing about their illegitimate chipmunk  baby, baby, baby oooh, like baby, baby, baby NOOO. Like baby, baby, baby oooh.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: For Colored Squirrels

Tyler Perry writes and directs Alvin, Simon & Theodore in this historically accurate, raw portrayal of squirrels of color.  Tyler Perry tackles racism the same way Tyler Perry tackles everything—with an infestation of rabies.  Tyler Perry, guys.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Squeaklapsed!

Simon isn’t as happy as he lets on, you guys. His cries for help are finally heard once you watch the fourth installment of the Chipmunk saga backwards while playing the latest Adele album – high on Black Tar Heroin.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Bloods & Chips

Alvin, Simon & Theodore have had enough of their music career (and Jason Lee) and decide to get jumped into the notorious Piru Street gang division of the Crips. We watch as the newest tiny gang members learn to live a life of violence, prison tattoos and constant fear, ruled by their new "manager," and gang leader, "Cry Baby" Jimenez (played by Luis Guzman).

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Sounds like somemunk has a case of the Munkdays

Just when you think the Chipmunks couldn’t get any more annoying, they’re fucking quoting “Office Space.”

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