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Worried about finding that perfect gift for your favorite presidential candidate? Look no further! Here’s a list of gift ideas to help make this the most presidential Christmas ever!
Published December 15, 2011 More Info »
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Published December 15, 2011

Rick Perry

Rick Perry.jpgRick Perry is a simple, adorable cowboy man who believes faith in Jesus Christ will bring this country together, so just google “Christ + America + Candy” and get him the first thing that comes up.

Gift Ideas
Christ America Candy 
Cowboy Stuff 
Meat
Cowboy Meat
Meat in the Shape of Jesus 
Gift Certificate to the Cowboy Store 
Dignity

Michelle Bachmann

Michele Bachmann.jpgMichelle Bachmann is sort of like the Lion, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man all rolled into one abomination of what some would consider a human being.

Gift Ideas
A Brain
A Heart
Courage to Advance Past an Immature Teenager’s Understanding of the World
Dignity

Mitt Romney

MittRomney.jpgMitt Romney is the richest GOP candidate and has grossed the most campaign donations, so there’s no need to get him anything fancy this Christmas, just as long as you give him more money.

Gift Ideas 
Money
Dignity

Newt Gingrich

newt gingrich.jpgNewt Gingrich has been dropping hints like a madman this holiday season, specifically about wanting to build a mining colony on the moon. 

Gift Ideas
Astronaut Suit
Moon Stuff
Space Food
Movies About Outer Space
Gift Certificate to the Moon Store
Mixtape for Outer Space
Dignity

Jon Huntsman

jon-huntsman.jpgJon Huntsman is a GOP candidate that probably likes to receive gifts?

Gift Ideas
Socks or something?
Maybe a Hug for His Imminent Defeat in the Race?
Dignity

Ron Paul

ron paul.jpgOnce Ron Paul got wind of the White House Christmas party he decided that he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, due to the government’s clear endorsement of the liberty-destroying holiday.

Gift Ideas
Nothing

Rick Santorum

rick santorum.jpgThe only things sabotaging Rick Santorum’s nomination hopes more than the definition of his last name are his actions, words, and political platform. So while you cannot help him with the latter three, why not try to help him fix the last name issue?

Gift Ideas 
Access to Google’s mainframe
Team of Web Developers Sharp Enough to Re-Engineer Google’s Search Engine 
Big ol’ Dildo
Sense of Humor
Dignity

Barack Obama

barack obama.jpgAs President of the United States of America, Barack Obama already has everything he could ever want: The most stressful job in the world, a nation divided between people who hate him and people who are sort of OK with him, and a devastated ecomony. There’s really only one thing Obama could ask for this Christmas…

Gift Ideas
Continued Media Coverage of Republican Debates

 

 

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