In The White House
1. Say that itâs gay to be in Oprah
2. Say that you think the sexual limit should be lowered to 13 years. And then say that you think the presidentâs 13 years old daughter is pretty.
3. Shout JIHAD!
When Youâre With Charlie Sheen
1. Remove all alcohol from the house.
2. Say Two And A Half Man is overrated
3. Tell him that he loses