Terrible/Genius TV show names
-Incest my Ass!!! That girl's got a purtty mouth
-Winslow Jenkins pitches
-Daddy said it was good touch
-Incest Sanctuary
-At least it isn't Aids
-The Master-Baiters
-Taint Shavers
-It's not a blister dude, it's an in-grown hair
-Cowardly cowards
-Shower Cap Chronicles
-Calloused Falice
-Take a hint bitch, if I wanted a relationship I would've picked up the first time you called
-Beaufont Baby killers
-Delivery Room? Go get my knife
-Only if she's Jewish
-Prince Barry pops cherries
-Carlos Mencia has a new show
-hotties gone haggard ( the curse of your late 20's / 30's)
-Crack Stew
-Will it fit in your ear?
-Sir Walter Mackanerny donkey punches Claire
-Remember that time I said I was joking? I wasn't
-Blind dates and dumb bitches
-Cooch Cooch and Bulldog
-Fist Bumps and Chipmunks
-Your friends kids and the funny thing they did the other day
-Republicans got talent (hosted by Glen Beck)
-Burn Notice
-Tyler Perry's Madea takes it Deep... really, really deep.
-Flash Mob in Rush Hour
-Law and Order: Abused Animal Unit (Starring Sarah McLachlan and that chick from Just Shoot Me)
-Richard Gere's Hamster Hour
-Paula Dean's Cookin' Bacon Naked (Only in HD)
-Rick Perry's How To Read Good
-Tyler Perry's Madea's date with Uncle Tom
-Mustache Ridin Cross 'Merika Hosted by that hot chick at work you wish would take a hint or look in a mirror and see that shit already (Seriously, how the fuck does she not see that? She must have an ugly friend that needs a leg up on the Hound Doggin)
-Jersey Shore (The Summer of free clinic)


Patience is overrated...





















































