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On Halloween, there are bound to be thousands of people dressed as this year’s biggest breakout star, 2012’s very own Gretchen Mol, Honey Boo Boo. But if that’s the case, we here at BOTS are wondering…. what will Honey Boo Boo be dressed as? Check out this gallery of some suggestions:
Published October 30, 2012 More Info »

Honey Boo Boo as Bella

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Nobody does “underwhelming” like Kristen Stewart, and with Twilight desperately breathing it’s last breaths this fall, what better way to celebrate the end of this seemingly endless movie franchise than letting Honey Boo Boo go as Bella, the female lead played by Kristen Stewart with her trademark lack of everything.

Honey Boo Boo as Kelly Ripa

tumblr_mcq7c1tmDv1rsni8k.jpgKelly Ripa replaced Regis Philbin with an enormous black man. We’re sure Regis’s wife would like to do the same thing. So why not celebrate this new daytime combo by dressing Honey Boo Boo as Kelly Ripa herself?

Honey Boo Boo as Laura Dern on 'Enlightened' on HBO

tumblr_mcq7dyKPWN1rsni8k.jpgSomething tells me Honey Boo Boo doesn’t watch Enlightened. And something tells me she doesn’t even have HBO. But Laura Dern has been through a lot and she deserves to be Honey Boo Boo’s Halloween costume more than just about anyone else.

Honey Boo Boo as Barbara Walters

tumblr_mcq7g7tFqy1rsni8k.jpgBarbara Walters has publicly admitted to watching Honey Boo Boo and her wacky family, making them the closest thing to poor people that Barbara Walters has been around since the early 1900’s.

Honey Boo Boo as Hillary Clinton

tumblr_mcq7i5psZV1rsni8k.jpgWith the Benghazi controversy inspiring millions of American children to replace “Trick or Treat?” with “Terrorist or Bored Libyan?” there’s no better time to dress Honey Boo Boo as our beloved Secretary of State. For extra points, dye your hair grey, shape it into a bob and dress up Honey Boo Boo as Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

Honey Boo Boo as Julianne Moore

tumblr_mcq7koJO7H1rsni8k.jpgAn entire nation screamed, “It’s about time!” when Julianne Moore finally won an Emmy this year. But Julianne Moore’s Emmy win wasn’t celebrated nearly enough. And while I wish it had been declared a bank holiday, a loving tribute from Honey Boo Boo would also suffice.

Honey Boo Boo as Sasha Obama

tumblr_mcq7ltB0hg1rsni8k.jpgDo you think Sasha Obama watches Honey Boo Boo? I do. So it would be great for Honey Boo Boo to show her patriotism by dressing as one of the first children this Halloween. Also, while we’re at it - Mama June as Michelle could potentially be the thing that kills me.

Honey Boo Boo as Claire Danes

tumblr_mcq7mqLoMa1rsni8k.jpgIf there’s anything more ridiculous than Claire Danes it’s the idea of Honey Boo Boo dressed as Claire Danes. This would win first prize at any respectable Halloween gathering. Also Claire Danes is insane. How sad that Homeland has gotten in the way of her career swing dancing for The Gap. Do you think she still has her “boyfriend trousers”?

Honey Boo Boo as Lena Dunham

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We have no doubt that Honey Boo Boo is the Lena Dunham of her hometown. Witty, precocious, wise beyond her years and having wet dreams about Judd Apatow. But while Honey Boo Boo’s tribute to Nora Ephron in the New Yorker paled in comparison to Lena’s, that’s no reason to deprive Ms. Boo Boo the chance to spend a night on the town dressed as the King of Pop, Lena Dunham.

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