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How bad do you REALLY have it.
Published August 13, 2011 More Info »
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The tags are there to get your attention

You could be...

A germaphobe with herpes   Have red hair and be breathing   Get beat up by Andy Dick     Have a threesome with Rosie O'Donnell and Susan Boyle    Be Canadian     Death by ant bite Be that broad singing on the Education Connection commercial Be Chaz Bono's vagina Be Stedman's cock Have bullied Matt Stone and Trey Parker in school Be Greta Van Sustren designated finger popper  

Or...

Be Mel Gibson's sponsor at AA Be the creator of the breathe right strips for dogs Write the screenplay for Son of the Mask Have a mustache growing contest with Geraldo Be locked in a room with The Situation Be The Situations parents Forget to lock the gate to the dog cage and not get royalties Be Sean Hannity's designated nose hair trimmer Test positive for feline aids (Like John Kyl) Be Criss Angel's hair dresser Only get paid when Rush Limbaugh has a valid point Be Rebecca Black Be Rebecca Black's parents Have a writing credit for the song Friday by Rebecca Black Mess wit de Jesus Be asked to go on Maury Povich's show and have your segment end with 4 words Be a peadophile that settled for a Mini-Van istead of the nationally mandated Windowless Work-Van Be a peadophile that isn't able to grow a mustache
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