"Jerri" (Amy Sedaris) takes on the persona of an abusive husband and verbally destroys classmate "Tammy Littlenut" during a class assignment on parenting that has supplied the students with live babies.
"Will you shut that thing up! . . . I’m sorry. So sorry. Look at my little lamb. What you so frightened about, huh? I’d never hit you. I’d never hit ya. I just got this temper, you see? I just get so frustrated when you don’t listen. Huh? You understand? Huh? I need you to say that you understand."
Hader impugns the moral character and sanity of tv host Keith Morrisson by positing that he was psychologically scarred as a child by seeing a dead birthday clown floating in a pool, hence his attraction to the morbid, true-crime stories that he presents on Dateline.
"Wanda," played by Jamie Foxx, has a man tied to her headboard and he is so disgusted he pulls the headboard off. This sketch is ranked in a poll as one of the funiest moments ever on tv.