Che Guevara- "Stop just fucking stop, the posters, the shirts,everything, just stop me relating to you is like Glen Beck relating to MLK
#QuicksandScenesInMovies- @movieindustry I thought we had a good thing going. After everything we've been through
Jesus H. Christ- "Finally got my Farrah Fawcett poster autographed!!! Thanx Dad!!!! ;)
David Carradine- "My only regret is not finishing."
Suicide Bomber- "@Terrorists WTF? This is not what I was promised! FMAL
KurtCobain- "@CourtneyLove you make Yoko Ono look like Mother Theresa."
The Moon- @BilloReilly Dude WTF?
Jeffrey Dahmer- "Had another wonderful dinner with my special guy @Satan! Somebody's rounding thirrr-rd! ;)"
Chivalry- @women You have no one to blame but yourself
Hitler- @GlenBeck keep up the good work! You got potential kid! ;)
Charlie's Sheen's liver- HELP!
GulfOilSpill- "@AmericanMedia still here guys."
Jerry Falwell- "Heaven is a lot hotter than I thought it would be" #errorofways #hypocrisyeatstheearlyworm karmaaintitabitch
Founding Fathers- @AllNonWhitePeople. If we were racist why would we give so many NonWhitePeople a job? Think about it...
Founding Fathers- @AllNonWhitePeople- NAHHH! We're all racist assholes! Jokes on you bitches!
Thomas Jefferson- "We called it cab fare in my day not jungle fever, think about it."
Success- @ Americans I know we haven't been on speaking terms for some time but wait for Trump to announce his next business venture, sell everything you own and invest in failure
Chris Farley- @Sandler no matter how loud that asshole screams he's never gonna be me. #KevinJamesIsAHackAtBest
-#MainGoalInLife- Cure aids... that's puttin mad hoes, sluts, and buckets back on the market #MostOffensiveTweetEver #PleaseDontKillMeKarma
What's the over-under on number of watermelons Ghallager has banged? #alot
Someone asked me to explain God in the face of starving Africans and people in 3rd world countries.
-I told him they were racist in a former life
-Whoa, whoa, whoa #YouDidNotJustSayThat ?