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Kim Jong Un is threatening to blow Seoul and Denver to kingdom come. But hey, we all know it's bluster. Fact is, all North Korea wants is something in return from us. Here are a 4 things we could offer Kim Jong Un in order to stave off a catastrophic nuclear war.
Published April 10, 2013 More Info ยป
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Published April 10, 2013

Bring McDonalds Play Place To North Korea

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Who doesn't love McDonalds Play Place? Only a die-hard commie wouldn't would want to disappoint children. Peace in East Asia? I'm lovin' it!

Move Coachella To North Korea

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This solution achieves two ends: Kim Jong Un gets to have the Red Hot Chili Peppers and hipsters. And we get to not have the Red Hot Chili Peppers and hipsters.

Bring Food Trucks to North Korea

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Hey, who doesn't love a good truck taco? Let's bring peace to Pyongyang... in the form of street meat from the good ol' US of A!

License '90s Sitcoms To North Korea

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For all his blustering, Kim Jong Un just wants to be in showbiz. But maybe he just doesn't know how. Let's license out classic '90s sitcoms to North Korea, and let Our Dear Leader put his own spin on them. He takes the credit, and we get world peace!

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