Well, DUH! Every Great High School Cafeteria Has Coca Cola!
Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment. Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff. Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here? Cher: Yeah, this is America.
Tennis Balls? We're Talking About Tennis... Balls.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Today It Would Be a Rihanna/Chris Brown Reference, No?
Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive!
LOL, Drug Addiction Is Fun!
Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh... Cher: Twelve? Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?
Ohhhh... Of Her Uterus And Stuff... Right?
Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilization?
Thought This Was About Tanning. Seriously.
Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy! Cher: A what? Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
She's From New York, So... Guess That Makes Sense (?)
Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!
Me Too :(
Cher: Ew I hate muscles! Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.