'Clueless' Quotes That I Just Got

By LaRosaKnows July 22, 2011 | 159,680 Views
This week marks the 16th anniversary of the release of the movie 'Clueless.' When it came out I was 10-years-old and my babysitter took me to see it because she thought I'd "Really like it." Turns out, she was right! But that's because I had a bucket of popcorn and a pack of gummi bears to shut me up. Now, let's take a look back at some of the amazing jokes that my too young and too stupid self totally didn't get.
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Well, DUH! Every Great High School Cafeteria Has Coca Cola!


Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Cher: Yeah, this is America.

Tennis Balls? We're Talking About Tennis... Balls.


Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Today It Would Be a Rihanna/Chris Brown Reference, No?


Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.

BURN.


Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive!

LOL, Drug Addiction Is Fun!


Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh...
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?

Ohhhh... Of Her Uterus And Stuff... Right?


Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Thought This Was About Tanning. Seriously.


Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

HE'S GAY?!


Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

She's From New York, So... Guess That Makes Sense (?)


Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Me Too :(


Cher: Ew I hate muscles!
Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.
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