'Clueless' Quotes That I Just Got

By LaRosaKnows July 22, 2011 | 159,661 Views
This week marks the 16th anniversary of the release of the movie 'Clueless.' When it came out I was 10-years-old and my babysitter took me to see it because she thought I'd "Really like it." Turns out, she was right! But that's because I had a bucket of popcorn and a pack of gummi bears to shut me up. Now, let's take a look back at some of the amazing jokes that my too young and too stupid self totally didn't get.

Well, DUH! Every Great High School Cafeteria Has Coca Cola!


Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Cher: Yeah, this is America.

Tennis Balls? We're Talking About Tennis... Balls.


Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Today It Would Be a Rihanna/Chris Brown Reference, No?


Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.

BURN.


Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive!

LOL, Drug Addiction Is Fun!


Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh...
Cher: Twelve?
Travis: Yeah, how'd you know?

Ohhhh... Of Her Uterus And Stuff... Right?


Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Thought This Was About Tanning. Seriously.


Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

HE'S GAY?!


Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher: A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

She's From New York, So... Guess That Makes Sense (?)


Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Me Too :(


Cher: Ew I hate muscles!
Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.
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  • Hello there,how are you?
  • I was only around 12 when Clueless came out and I got the jokes then. This article doesn't seem to illustrate how clever the quotes in Clueless are so much as it points out how dumb the author was as a kid.
  • OMG! When this came out I didn't catch that either, but loved the movie, I cam back and watched it as an adult and it was just too funny, ecspecially the Christian thing!
  • I like totally pause at every stop sign now..
  • I love that She calls the movie Sporaticus instead of Spartacus.
  • i was 15 at the time and 3/4 of the references flew over my head, but i loved the movie ,thought the dialogue was super-witty , everytime i watched it as i grew up and learn a thing or two i couldn't help but laugh as i got the joke finally plus murray talked really fast , but i love using quotes and words from the movie now
  • Brittany Murphy looks like Jake Gyllenhall in that 2nd to last pic
  • lol
 
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