7 Reasons We're STILL Watching Entourage

By Chase Bernstein August 8, 2011 | 14,295 Views

This episode will blow your coked out mind.

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Reaching outâ¦.for $

Vince was likeâ¦ heeeey fellow addicts, I know everyoneâs struggling with overcoming their demons or whatever, but if anyone has any money to invest in my made for TV movie thatâd be greaaaat. Howâs my hair.

Death By Soul Patch

I meaaaan if a soul patch isnât the loudest cry for help then this isnât Entourage the Final Season. The sound of that gunshot will forever remain in my memoryâ¦as the only time anything substantial happened on this precious show.

Meowlon Brandon

I was going to dedicate at least 3 reasons to Arnoldâs stellar couch lounging performance- but then Andrew Dice Clayâs cat meowed out of fucking nowhere and it was like seeing Brando act for the first time. Only one ep in and she already nailed a speaking role? Step it up Arnold.

A Lone Turtle

Okay so Alex broke up with him via her dad but heâs going to be up to his neck in clam once he gets that new restaurant opened.

All Pink Everything

Ariâs like god damnit; really wish I was wearing my lavender blouse right now. Wouldâve been quite the palette.

JK!

That was actually an episode of the Jamie Kennedy Experiment in which Jamie Kennedy was tricked into impersonating Andrew Dice Clay alone in a room for hours. No one was in the joke.

Grand Wizard Billy Walsh

While Drama was busy fighting for more money, Billy was busy joining the Klan?

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Patience is overrated...

can i get 1 reason youre still posting these?
Proof that women and humor don't mix.
1492 Twitter followers? Why? You're almost as funny as the joke about the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria walking into a bar. Yup, not funny.
WTF there was nothing funny here at all....I hope this show isnt as bad/boring as these outtakes ....I want my money back, or at least that minute of my life
how did this link make my news feed?
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If those were my reasons I'd go ahead and stop watching, and do my best soul patch dude impersonation in real life.
I think you're the only one watching Entourage at this point so people don't really get the reference...oh, and it's just not funny too.
You're still watching Entourage? There's 1 reason to not like you.
You should stop posting these, for real.
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