My Name is Jacob

#10 Used to pick on this girl i had a crush (and still kind of do.) on all the way threw out my school years named Lindsay aka the "Grim Reaper". ("Yep i should of never did that because she grow up to be a ture 10 and then some as a person and she is very good lookin as well. But i don't know how to share my feelings in the right way so thats what i get. An i am turly sorry for being a dick head for all them years Lindsay." And i just named drop. NOT COOL BRO!)

#9 As a kid i would still smokes and would hide in the woods with my friends to smoke them. (if your going to smoke just smoke weed when you get to college kids.)

#8 smoked someone's herbs that is real close in my life and didn't get her back and i never do. (you know who you are.)

#7  Drop out of high school ("Sorry everyone at  Brooke High i just couldn't go back for my Sir year with out my BFF Oliver who past away that summer. But i did get my GED. So mybe one day i'll make it up by going to college for my scholarship! Thanks for trying Brooke High. + i was 18.")

#6. Ran away from home back when i was high school. Had my best friend Oliver and his Brother drop me off at the greyhound bus stop and i was gone but only for a week or so beening that i tracked down because i told my older where i was going a few weeks before i pulled that move. (Sorry mom, dad, work place, school, rehab counselor and my dear friends there was just somthing i had take care of.) 

#5. Got friends sent to jail for  a few weeks  for somthings i did in the past. (can't tell you for what but am turly sorry to people that sh*t happened to. You all know how to get at me.)

#4. Am a outlaw and am wanted in the state of Virginia for not going to court for having  "drug paraphernalia" it was an old weed pipe when my friends and i went to the beach in the winter one year when i just did turn 18. (things would get even more f*cked up from there but lets not get into that.)

#3. Used to kick the living sh*t out of my cousins when we where growin up. An now there both all about some fighting. (if you need me to bail you out call me.)

#2. Got totally drunk and blacked out only to turn into an a*shole. An this sad to say but it has happened more than once in my life. (need to make that one up to the world.)

#1. Quit lots jobs. (should of never did that at any of the jobs i worked because new i need the work. Even if they where dead end jobs.)

#1A. i have takin money from penny banks more times than i can count with out ever telling a soul.  

Bonus: i have peer pressured meany into braking up with GF or BF at the time to come hang out with me and do stupid things we should not be doing at all what so ever or are to old for. "such as playing videos no stop or mud boggin cars or what ever dumb crap we end up doing.) "Am way over do for some growing up."

Once i pranked phone called about my own death before.  

talked a chick into leting me put it into her bum once and she wasn't liking that one bit. (sorry about that but i haven't done it since and will not do somthing like agian "only if your into that kind of stuff then mybe the butt.". Because am a p*ssy man all the way baby! and i also went pee pee in her vjj once and i just acted like i bust a nut and never told her about it.)

Am on drugs. (well just drinkin and smoking nowadays.)

Cashed my parents car once. (had to get a job when was 15 because it but i never really paid anyone back for f*ckin up the car.)

Pounded off some of my brothers things. "Even if he does it to me it doesn't make it right that i do it."

"i have no life."

("There is a hell of a lot more to this list but sorry you all but i had to keep the really really f*cked up and crazy as hell sh*t off the list so i don't get killed or put in prison." + i don't want you to hate me more than you already do beacuse this is the list that never ends.)

SO LATER GATOR!