That Awkward Moment

1. That awkward moment when you hit on a girl as tall as you and she turns out to be underage.
2. That awkward moment when you see a stripper you know but don’t recognize her with clothes on.
3. That awkward moment when you just straight up have no fucking clue what to say.
4. That awkward moment when you have too many awkward moments.
5. That awkward moment when you just can’t keep a boner.
6. That awkward moment when you just don’t get the joke.
7. That awkward moment when you get a random boner you just can’t hide.
8. That awkward moment when some fag hits on your girl.
9. That awkward moment when even a fat chick rejects you.
10. That awkward moment when two ugly lesbians make out in front of you.
11. That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a dude or a chick.
12. That awkward moment when a redneck tries to talk shit to you.
13. That awkward moment when your mom finds you passed out drunk.
14. That awkward moment when the rest of your family finds you passed out drunk.
15. That awkward moment when you realize just what you did while you were drunk.
16. That awkward moment when you can’t remember what you did while you were drunk if anyone asks.
17. That awkward moment when your friend tries to get you to try some redneck dip bullshit and you’re like “the fuck is this?”
18. That awkward moment when someone in a minivan challenges you to race.
19. That awkward moment when a cop pulls you over while riding in the back of a truck.
20. That awkward moment when you realize you were actually riding in the back of a damn truck.
21. That awkward moment when a gay guy hits on you.

Awkward shit like this is real.  It actually happened to me.  Real talk.