After Dennis Rodman's visit to North Korea, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has sent invites to his favorite 90s NBA stars to come to North Korea so that they can engage in "Basketball Diplomacy".

Moses Malone

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Supreme Leader likes Moses Malone more for his nickname "Chairman of the Boards" than for his Hall of Fame career.  

 

Anthony Mason

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Inspired by Anthony Mason, Supreme Leader shaves North Korean nuclear codes in his hair. 

Robert Parish

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Supreme Leader admired Robert Parrish aka "The Chief" for his longevity, stoic nature, and punching Bill Laimbeer. 

Shawn Kemp

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Supreme Leader enjoyed "The Reign Man" for his electric dunks especially Kemp's dunk over Leonardo DiCaprio in the 1995 MTV Rock-N'-Jock Basketball Game. 

Mookie Blaylock

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Supreme Leader loves the fact that Pearl Jam was originally named Mookie Blaylock. 

Mark Price

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Supreme Leader appreciated Mark Price for his 3-point shooting ability.

Larry Johnson

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Supreme Leader was a big fan of Grandmama, but still confused why Grandmama and Larry Johnson were never in the same place. 

Charles Oakley

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Charles Oakley is the only person that strikes fear in the heart of Supreme Leader

Latrell Sprewell

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Supreme Leader understands Latrell Sprewell's trouble of feeding his children, despite having millions.

Dominique Wilkins

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"The Human Highlight Film" was Supreme Leader's favorite player in NBA Jam. 

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