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January 25, 2014

Ancient Chinese Secret

bamboo.jpgChinese archaeologists have discovered the country’s earliest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing – one of the answers is wrong! 

Let the Jokes Begin!

open-uri20140125-420-160bvwdAn Islamist militant group has issued a new threat of possible terrorist attacks at the Sochi Winter Olympics. Officials fear the group may be planning to kidnap people and force them to watch curling.

Chinese Lose Their Kools

cigarette.jpgThe Chinese government has announced a plan to ban smoking in public. Officials said that if smokers still want to suck dangerous chemicals into their lungs in public they’ll just have to go outside and breathe.

Every Sperm Is Sacred

baster.jpgA Kansas man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple, who then performed artificial insemination without the aid of a doctor, is being asked to pay child support because he can't prove he wasn't the mother's lover. In his defense, the man argued that he delivered the sperm in a cup, signed away his parental rights, and has absolutely no attraction to flannel.

Is This Line Ever Going to Move?

_1s.jpgAt the University of Utah, a student protested the rising cost of college by paying his tuition with 2000 one-dollar bills. The student said he wouldn’t even have been able to pay his bill without a loan from his sister Cinnamon.

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