Take a bottle of jack into a dark room and not emerge for a week just like mom used to do.
Recreate childhood memories but in reverse so you leave your parents at a gas station for 4 and a half hours on your birthday.
Emotionally scar a child.
Reject the holiday all together and honor your creepy uncle by turning up to a BBQ wearing nothing but a speedo.
Get the intern working at your office pregnant just like dad used to do.