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Just a few suggestions on how you can honor those two people that gave you the greatest gift of all...yeah that Xbox is pretty sweet.
Published July 26, 2013 More Info ยป
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Published July 26, 2013

Take a bottle of jack into a dark room and not emerge for a week just like mom used to do.

Recreate childhood memories but in reverse so you leave your parents at a gas station for 4 and a half hours on your birthday.

Emotionally scar a child.

Reject the holiday all together and honor your creepy uncle by turning up to a BBQ wearing nothing but a speedo.

Get the intern working at your office pregnant just like dad used to do.

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