What She'll Try to be Remembered For: A lengthy political career.
What She Will Be Remembered For: Witchcraft, hatred of masturbation, denying evolution. You know, political mumbo jumbo.
Just kidding. She's here for ever and ever. In fact she's ringing in 2011 by dropping from a giant ball while her tantastic Jersey Shore cohorts fist pump. That's actually true, and is a scary embodiment of the state of our society, which seems to be right on schedule to end in 2012 like we'd planned all along.
What He'll Try to Be Remembered For: Parlaying his dramatic exit from his position as a Jet Blue flight attendant into a variety of other careers. See: sorry attempt at rapping.
What He Will Be Remembered For: Having a hissy fit on a plane, jumping out while it was still on the ground, and getting arrested while having sex.
What He'll Try to Be Remembered For: Using an unearthed performance to resurrect a dormant career.
What He Will Be Remembered For: Trolololing.