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Published November 04, 2011 More Info »
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Published November 04, 2011

Funny little things i hear cumin out your mouth dog!

"Sweet Tits Mcgee that stings like a Dick in of  a friday night."

    "Holy sh*t balls on a stick thats tweack in and out my man hole."

"I would work his crank over so hard!" (& thats what she said)

"Dang baby you got my jimmy jam so fat your going to need to knock down a wall to into your back door girl."

"Yo that bitch must be a witch because she just woke my dick up from the dead."

"Do you want to backward 69 so you can eat my shit & die."

"Eating vegan food like geting prison food - the hot beef injections" (its just nasty.)

"The Dr. told me that cum is better  for than a protein
shake so why dont you make yourself a cocktail and get on the rocks."

"Damn baby you just RECTiFiED my Jhonson!"

"O don't be such a but dart BRO!"

"O yeah son i was CHOWiN on that sweet little "chickin Chow Mein" over there Last night ALL NiGHT DOGZ!" (if you know what am sayin)

"Man do my nuts STANK! babe because i was all up in the pussy son!"

"double dip me in sh*t i can't f in Believe it!"
"its like a shacka racka lam of a jimmy jam thing sweetcheeks."

"if my balls where any harder i would shot marbles."

"Slip a tit for a tip ;-)"

"She let me raw dog the back door"

"Zip it Slip it an Dip it yo!"

"its going to be a xxx X-Mas this year for this lover boy beacuse youve been a very bad girl."

"We got a whole lot of nottin on Nothing for you to eat son so get the f*ck out my face."

"Yeah sweety this Rogan sh*t ant working out so am going to have to go all the way & get my ass hair transplanted to my head."

"Cum on my num nuts."

"Holy TGi Fridays that was gay!"