Funny little things i hear cumin out your mouth dog!
"Sweet Tits Mcgee that stings like a Dick in of a friday night."
"Holy sh*t balls on a stick thats tweack in and out my man hole."
"I would work his crank over so hard!" (& thats what she said)
"Dang baby you got my jimmy jam so fat your going to need to knock down a wall to into your back door girl."
"Yo that bitch must be a witch because she just woke my dick up from the dead."
"Do you want to backward 69 so you can eat my shit & die."
"Eating vegan food like geting prison food - the hot beef injections" (its just nasty.)
"The Dr. told me that cum is better for than a protein
shake so why dont you make yourself a cocktail and get on the rocks."
"Damn baby you just RECTiFiED my Jhonson!"
"O don't be such a but dart BRO!"
"O yeah son i was CHOWiN on that sweet little "chickin Chow Mein" over there Last night ALL NiGHT DOGZ!" (if you know what am sayin)
"Man do my nuts STANK! babe because i was all up in the pussy son!"
"double dip me in sh*t i can't f in Believe it!"
"its like a shacka racka lam of a jimmy jam thing sweetcheeks."
"if my balls where any harder i would shot marbles."
"Slip a tit for a tip ;-)"
"She let me raw dog the back door"
"Zip it Slip it an Dip it yo!"
"its going to be a xxx X-Mas this year for this lover boy beacuse youve been a very bad girl."
"We got a whole lot of nottin on Nothing for you to eat son so get the f*ck out my face."
"Yeah sweety this Rogan sh*t ant working out so am going to have to go all the way & get my ass hair transplanted to my head."
"Cum on my num nuts."
"Holy TGi Fridays that was gay!"